A Riddle

What's brilliant and british and GOING TO OXFORD?

You get three guesses.
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And as for you, Miss Alison, don't forget us little people when you're a world famous* professor of awesome.

Geez, woman, you rule my face.




*hey, professors can be famous. Think Noam Chomsky. Yes, that's right, you're Noam Chomsky. minus the anarchy. and the really complex linguistics theories. and the big funny glasses.