I've been litwacked

So this afternoon as I began to unpack (yes, this afternoon, shutup), I was beset with confusion. Why the HELL did I have so much luggage? (read: two giant suitcases, a duffel, and a backpack) Was it my clothes? Sure, I had quite a bit of clothing, but not a ridiculous amount. Shoes? no. Bedding? nay, i say, nay. What then, was the cause of this strange OMGSOHEAVY nature of my bags?

Well...
It turns out I was carrying TWENTY THREE books, not including the green course packet.

Why, you ask? I really don't know. This is a mystery modern science may never solve.

As our favorite El Salvadorian would say, what in the world??

oy vey!