Happy Birthday, Breanna

To the best-coiffed coffee fiend this side of the Chandrasekar limit...

Here's to a wonderful career at the Cornell Telluride House. May the coming year be filled with excitement, laughter, knowledge, physics, calculus, joy, T. E. Lawrence, history, Amnesty International, coffee, and every good thing; may your hair always be awesomeness in buzzed form; and may you introduce the joys of caramel lattes, staying up late, and tuna fish and (Wisconsin) cheese into many more lives...

(Could someone who knows how please insert a picture of Bre's hair being buzzed here?)

On with the Revolution!