I am a Luddite!
Crushed between the twin pincers of my sister and a Yalie alum of my school, I have now joined Facebook. But I don't know what to do at this point. Every time I stare at the screen, bright dots of shame fill my eyes, and I am unable to function. I've tried briefly plucking out my eyes and immersing them in Envirochem, but then I trade psychosomatic photopsia in for complete ocular degeneration (doctor's son), so, really nothing doing, which, that is to say, means, hopefully, you know. What do I do? There you go.
posted by Max @ 8:01 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Run far, far away. That's my advice.
YAY!!
you *and* alison on the slippery slope. don't forget to buy [FIVE] nukes with those leftover meal points next, okay? :P
My advice:
accept my friend request.
this is grand.
i tip my metaphorical hat to your sister and yale-attending compadre. here's to them. jesus loves them more than they will know. woah woah woah.
PS- i liked the title of this entry.
PPS- University high school t shirts? eh? what's the status?
Wait, where's Leonel. Max just mentioned his sister. Max, beware! ;)
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